From the Movie Posters Of Your Life challenge. See all 492 entries (closed)

( Dr.Dunno, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 2:59, archived)

This seems the perfect opportunity
to beat the hell out of you with a golf club.

Maybe a 7 iron? Any preference?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:14, archived)

ah
I fucking hate golf
( Dr.Dunno, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:15, archived)

It's really not that great of a game.
but it's easier to cheat at than solitaire.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:17, archived)

I can't work out what all the cards mean.

(JPaddy, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:33, archived)

Never ever play solitaire with tarot cards!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:34, archived)

this seems fair

( lemony, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:15, archived)

Line up you tart!
You're next!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:17, archived)

You fuggin bastas
i'll fight the fuggin lorra ya!

*falls over*
( bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:18, archived)

*looks intimidating, etc.*
*fights like a girl*
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:23, archived)

*vomits on shoes*
*mutters something about you not being worth it*
( bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:25, archived)

I don't wear shoes.
*helps clean your shoes up*
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:28, archived)

Please, have my shoes.
*wipes vomit off them*
( bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:32, archived)

Why?
My feet are gorgeous!


( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:33, archived)

Wow!
They are pretty "special".

*shudder*
( bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:36, archived)

Ta, etc!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:36, archived)

ahahhaha
your big toes are retarded i think
(Hairy Midget, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:40, archived)

I like how they all point forward.
everything else is a bonus.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:43, archived)

It's actually supposed to show a testosterone deficiency.
Did you eat estrogen-enhanced bread as a baby?
(JPaddy, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:44, archived)

I think Hairy Midget is a fantastic artist.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 11 Sep 2005, 3:47, archived)

I'm just reading through his draw fests.
They're hilarious.

On the other hand, you (sire) disturb me. All of me.
(JPaddy, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 4:00, archived)

Pfft! You'll make noises like Tarzan.
aHHHYEaHHHYEAAA!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 11 Sep 2005, 4:03, archived)