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(organizm replaced your Jaffa cakes with shit pies., Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:09, archived)

hehehe
excellent shoppage!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:10, archived)

watching jam dry?

( chrisduffer Atheism: A non-prophet organization, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:13, archived)

watching my blood ridden semen dry on her cold white face.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:16, archived)

that after the
botched snip job you had earlier?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:16, archived)

yes
i did a diy reverse, however it's still leaking.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:17, archived)

just put a bag round it
oh, you already did.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:19, archived)

Now would that be a Crown
or a Dulux gloss because I'm all in favour of a good Dulux but watching a Crown dry can be a little tedious.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:16, archived)

what about homebase own brand?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:18, archived)

is it good enough for painting a wagon?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)

what about a Wogan?

( The Great Architect, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)

or Hulk Hogan?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:21, archived)

Or a vegan?

( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:21, archived)

or Joey Deacon?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:22, archived)

Or Kevin Bacon

( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:23, archived)

or a 99 with a flake on?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:24, archived)

Oh now you're talking a completely
different kettle of fish there Thor, me old son. Now yer basic Homebase has a longer drying duration and a lower coverage ratio so it's all down to the application rather than the finish.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)

Oh, i see.

*backs away slowly*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:22, archived)

*paints with Crown*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:23, archived)

Yes that's correct back away slowly until you can see
the full painted area and mark that spot and grab yourself a flask of weak lemon drink and good comfy chair and place the chair on the mark for best paint watching effect. Some people however like to get really close up but be prepared to get paint on your nose.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:26, archived)

Pffft.

( Afinkawan, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:34, archived)

oh
so that's what that coloured spot on my nose is.
(organizm replaced your Jaffa cakes with shit pies., Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:34, archived)

are you sure?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:41, archived)