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( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:11, archived)

OK then
So long as it doesn't include teh crazy frog!
(BamaSS, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:12, archived)

I think if the Crazy Frog tune
became a hymn all our resident b3tan vicars and Christians would decide that GOD ISN'T REAL.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:13, archived)

^This (again)

( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:15, archived)

You're quite a controversial vicar.
You are the fourth vicar in the world who I like now.
I maybe would like more if I met some, but only four have been superbly excellent so far.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:17, archived)

this
is true
(minimeuk, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:13, archived)

Bing ba-shameless roast.

(Dooley, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:14, archived)

Pfffft!
Cocking ace!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:15, archived)

Yes!
Yes yes yes yessy yessy yes! Kill the little fucker. Big WOO!
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:22, archived)

presided over by
the Rt Rev. Crazy Frog


twunt
(minimeuk, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:12, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!111oneone

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:13, archived)

I once bought a ringtone
in 1999 when they were but bleeps, it was bleeps of The Ace of Spades.
These days I rarely switch my phone on let alone assign it kerazy ringtones.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:14, archived)

the ace of beeps
I don't have a ringtone, and I centainly never once bought one
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:16, archived)

that would be cool
"kum-by-yah"

in multi-polyphonic form!!!
( Mstandot, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:14, archived)

Haha!
More reason for me not to go.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:14, archived)

I iz tryin' to appeal to da kidz innit

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:16, archived)

Hehe
You're talking to someone who doesn't even have a mobile phone *whistles*
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)

I have one through necessity
I can't stand the bloody thing.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:19, archived)

I love my phone so much
I do things to it.
( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:24, archived)

How about a ringtone board?
Today: numbers 37, 296, 147, and Kylie's "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:16, archived)

You rotten sod
I spend weeks trying to get that bloody tune out of my head and what do you do? Gurrr!
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:24, archived)

Na na na.... na na na naaa na na na na....

( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:25, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooo!
/rushes to put on music - ANY music
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:27, archived)

Oh, I'm sorry.
Have an "Agadoo" instead.
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:29, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooo!
/puts hands over ears, runs around screaming
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:31, archived)