Found this:
www.churchsigngenerator.com

And made this:


From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 397 entries (closed)

( Bananiel, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:17, archived)

hehe...
(I think a few here found that site once or twice before over the past few years though!)

:-)



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:20, archived)

Um yeah well
I kind of suspected that. Sorry.
( Bananiel, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:21, archived)

he he he!
(no need to apologise - it was new to me when I first used it and got B3tan about the head!)



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:22, archived)

this makes the competition far easier

( new_matt, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:21, archived)

dum dee dum!
www.b3ta.com/board/5125740
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)

oh i see
bunch of elitists cunts
( new_matt, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:31, archived)

hahaahaha

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:36, archived)

don't you Swedes all worship
Ingmar Stenmark?
( Purple Onion, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:21, archived)

wasn't he a boxer?

( new_matt, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:23, archived)

he was just a boxer,
but his story's seldom told;
he squandered his resistance,
for a pocket full of snus,
such are promises.
( Purple Onion, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:25, archived)

profound dude

( new_matt, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)

all lies and jest.
(in my opinion, anyway)



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAA!!!
( Bananiel, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:30, archived)

?

( Bananiel, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:26, archived)

sit ingmar! sit!

( new_matt, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:32, archived)

sure
And Björn Borg, and ABBA, and Volvo, and... I could go in for ever. Anyway, time to pray. To Stenmark.
*bows*
*mumbles. In swedish*
( Bananiel, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:25, archived)

en stor frukt med mörkgrönt skal och saftigt, rött fruktkött
( new_matt, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:27, archived)

Naughty!
( Bananiel, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)

a big ... with ... and ... some kind of fruit.
*frustrated by limited grasp of Swedish*
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:36, archived)

Just wondering
why does anyone bother to learn an endangered strange language like Swedish?
( Bananiel, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)

i like sweden
and it makes chatting up swedish ladies easier
( new_matt, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:45, archived)

haha!

I've got a Swedish friend who won't shut
up about Stenmark.
( Purple Onion, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)

At least you've got a friend!
My mother has to pay people to say nice things to me.
( Bananiel, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:29, archived)

at least you've got a mum
orphaned was raised by goldfish, and
didn't get to breath air until
I was 17.
( Purple Onion, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:37, archived)

That's nuthing!
We had to work 25 hours a day and our dad killed us every morning.
Or whatever it is he says in that Python sketch
( Bananiel, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:41, archived)

i've got a friend from wakefield
who just won't shut up about Primark
( new_matt, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:30, archived)

I've got a friend from Germany who wont
shut up about teh deutschemark!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:33, archived)

your just taking the mic!

( Purple Onion, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:33, archived)

works for me

( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:25, archived)

Like this?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:29, archived)

Would!

( Bananiel, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:32, archived)