Hurrah!

I want a 'no, I don't want a fucking extra cold' t-shirt . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:43, archived)

I'm with you there Dave
If I don't specify, I want NORMAL
extra-fucking-cold-my-fucking arse Etc...


( Wasp Box is tired, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)

I can't decide what kind of monger actually wants it . . .

I heard it was aimed at lager drinkers . . . BUT THEY DRINK FUCKING LAGER, YOU MARKETING SPAZZTARDS!!!

*calms*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)

I love the great Wintery taste of Extra Warm...
uuummmmm, it's mulled!
( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)

I usually ask them to microwave it for a few seconds . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)

it's growing on me...I think they should rebrand more drinks
Heavy lite... Spicy mild... Porter white...

the possibilities are endless
( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:55, archived)

Dark Pale Ale...

( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)

a nice pint of Landlord... with a wedge of lime to drink it through

( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)

You sicken me!
But I like it!
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:01, archived)

Actually
I love the stuff, prefer it to the room temperature variety. For one thing, if you're outside and sunny it stays cold longer. It's fucking horrible if it gets warm. But I hear they don't sell it in Ireland, it's just a British thing. True?
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5126846
( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)

*puts on kuckledusters*

me next . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5126938
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)

swearing is a fucking direct re-cunting-sult
of a man's Guinness being too shitting cold

probably


( Wasp Box is tired, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)

they can prove it
with science!
( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)

*proves it . . . *


WITH SCIENCE!!

See! Teh Prof knows all!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)

Do they make them?
If not can we get some printed? I'd buy one!
( Dunquano, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)

Mmmm...
Extra Cold Gooeyness.
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)

*slaps*
NO!
( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)

I'm telling on you
Mummmmmm!
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)

she'll slap you too
if you keep saying you like extra cold!
( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)

slap some sense into you...
( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)

*dresses up as SS's Mum*

*slaps him*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)

You're 'orrible to me
Hugs knees, sits in corner sobbing.
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)

drink a man's drink like a man, the way men intended it to be drunk
or go over there and swish about in your skirt with your extra cold.

Those are your options.
( Prof UnderCover is 7 soon. Where did it all go wrong for me?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)

Mmmmmmm...TV opportunity :)
*dons skirt*


( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)

why all the fighting?
both types of guiness taste like liquid dog business

*scarpers*
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)

Pah!

Guinness won us the ashes!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)

*shouts from the distance*
CRICKET'S FOR GAYERS!!!

*re-scarpers*
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:08, archived)