Sometimes, they even deliver you to god themselves...


From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 397 entries (closed)

( Leningrad, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:24, archived)

Pfft.
*acquaintance-rapes*

Woo!
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:25, archived)

brilliant x5
its a winner in my book
but my book is different
( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:25, archived)

serves the bint right
women just can't handle the cool crisp taste of monkey beer pills
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:25, archived)

:-)
woo!

reminds me of last weekend!

big fish little fish etc...
(megaskank, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:25, archived)

big fish little fish
comatosed bint?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:27, archived)

'Big Cat, Little Cat', surely?

( Leningrad, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:27, archived)

*melts*
awww
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:28, archived)

pftt!
i laughed out loud,
now people are staring at me!
( Mstandot, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:28, archived)

But...
aren't you alone in your room?

*cues Psycho-shower-scene music*
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:30, archived)

i wish i could
be alone
even when at home!!!



/wants to be a hermit
( Mstandot, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:32, archived)

I wish I could be with someone
even when I was alone.

/wants to be a hermaphrodite
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:33, archived)

I wish, I wish, I wish I were
Jassica Alba's wonder bra.
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:39, archived)

i'll take your bowl of soup and raise you a grandad!

(frshhh /Talk is as shit as everyone says it is - FACT, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:41, archived)

*hides*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:43, archived)

ARF!

( Bananiel, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:47, archived)

That...
Is my fave b3ta post ever.

Have a lifetimes supply of woos!
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:54, archived)

hahaha yay
gurn for jesus and book your place in the choir
( gravytrain, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:26, archived)

reminds me of "hookers for Jesus"
real 70s story!

see here
(mistafeesh bugrit! millenium hand and shrimp - I told 'em!, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 17:01, archived)

hehehe
super! lots of great entries to this compo :D
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:27, archived)

Phew...what a harrowing experience
I accidently clicked the talk board button

woo to the pic

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:28, archived)

oh dear!
are you ok? do you need to sit down? a cup of tea perhaps?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:30, archived)

try this lully site to calm you down
www.calmingfluffykittens.com
( gravytrain, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:33, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

:P
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:42, archived)

I hope I'm not too late to wish you a
HAPPY B3TADAY!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:46, archived)

Hiya Flower...no you're not late...have some cake :)




( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:48, archived)

hahhaha!

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:33, archived)

Thats
total clarse
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:35, archived)

Hahahahaha
excellent.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 16:37, archived)

hahahaha
on my way to church now...
( toadfish, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 19:39, archived)