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From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 397 entries (closed)

( Olaf Maginty, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 17:26, archived)

haha!
Well smokers haven't taken the hint.
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 17:27, archived)

Well, they have
but it's not like they really care you know. :p

"John Wayne had cancer twice, second time they took out one of his lungs. He said:"take 'em both, I don't f*cking need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish! *puff-wheeze* *puff-wheeze*""
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 17:29, archived)

non-smokers
i'd quit tomorrow if i didn't think i'd become one of you
( gravytrain, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 17:30, archived)

this^

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 17:32, archived)

I take lungs now, gills come next week
Ok, lie down on table.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 17:31, archived)

Since I lost one of my lungs
I've cut my smoking in half...
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 17:34, archived)

HOLY SMOKE!!!!!
really?
he he he woo!
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 17:29, archived)

Recusants die younger.
Atheism causes impotence.

Smoking damns you and those around you to Hell.
( Trinosaur, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 18:12, archived)