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(RiverChelt, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)

it IS brainwashing
kids shouldn't be told about religion until they're old enough to understand shit for themselves..

my gf believes in that shit... she's stupid. she also believes i love her hahahah PWND!

edit: top woo sir!
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)

Is she keeping you out of her bathing-suit area until marriage?
or is she a "daytime-only" Christian?
( friendlyfire, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:23, archived)

oh no she's the guilty kind
the more she loves it the more she cries

it'll be ok, i'll marry her soon enough.

best quote ever "i feel.. you know.. dirty"

nearly shot my load there and then...
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)

too much info
...
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)

too much info
would be telling you about 'the donkey punch'
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:29, archived)

just looked it up on wikipedia
tea/monitor

I always preferred the more standard bronco move, of telling her, mid-doggystyle, that her mum's better than her in bed, and seeing how long you can stay on.
( friendlyfire, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:32, archived)

haha
the spiderman is my all time favourite....

the best finishing move ever
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:33, archived)

yes
I too enjoy engaging in improbably named abusive sex acts.
(Hazhar, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:36, archived)

And you wonder why she feels dirty?

( friendlyfire, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:40, archived)

hahahah
You gotta love the term 'donkey punch' I however prefer the 'dolphin' move. When you take her from behind, and 'accidentally' slip it into her wrong-un, causing her to look back over her shoulder and make a "eeeee-eeeee-eeeeee" noise.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:38, archived)

hahahahahahahh
*imagines*
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:41, archived)

The "David Copperfield" is good too.
Take her from behind, as before. Then when you get the the vinegar strokes, spit on her back, giving the 'illusion' of spuffing. Then, when she turns around, unload on her face!!! Guaranteed fun at parties.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:43, archived)

thought that was 'the shotgun'
*does shotgun action with hand*

BOOM!
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:45, archived)

True.....but you can find all these and many others at...
www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/index.php
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:46, archived)

And yet...
...not nearly enough.
( friendlyfire, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:29, archived)

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( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:35, archived)

utterly true

( cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:23, archived)

Thats bollocks
Black people don't go to heaven!

*runs from angry mob*
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)

you can't call 'em that...
it's n......





(naughty)
( Mstandot, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)

Correction, then:
That's testicles!
( friendlyfire, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:33, archived)

quentin tarantino's new film
resevoir dogs 2....

filmed in new orleans...

resevoir w*gs....

/runs with vintage

er.. wigs
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:32, archived)

I always thought a wog was a wump of wood.
( bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:58, archived)

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:30, archived)