It's not CHURCH I've got a problem with.
It's them you find inside.



That should improve things no end...


From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 397 entries (closed)

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:36, archived)

haha
yeah, christians are crap.
( oodle doodle, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:37, archived)

haha
yeah, christians are crap mong faced cunts.
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:39, archived)

mongy crap-faced cunts?

( oodle doodle, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:40, archived)

"faith invariablly breeds violence"
though there are plenty of alright christians
( hanke, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)

i always read your name as collapsibleStank
pfft. stanky.
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)

It would be oddly correct.
10 goto 30
20 procwash
30 goto 10


( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:45, archived)

You kissed a boy???
You can kiss me any time ya like, I liek teh sexy girls.
( Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:49, archived)

a sexy boy at that

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)

I is
teh seyx man and good for kissing
( Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:51, archived)

yeah, this is probably a good place to be scrounging for action.
god speed.
(schnurricane, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:52, archived)

Why
Shankyou
( Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:55, archived)

you black emporor

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:55, archived)

for sure, with that
intelligent and witty prose you will have all manner of comely female just begging to accompany you for a spot of frottage.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:58, archived)

quite

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 19:59, archived)

You're so riiiiight
And usually they look like this


( Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 20:02, archived)

might I suggest that
you re-bury that as soon as possible. It looks as though the stink must be unbearable.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 20:09, archived)

omfg where do you live?
can i cum rnd n we cn m8k out?
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 20:00, archived)

Sadly no
As Im not on the mainland (sobs)

/Edit; And my GF may disapprove (teh slut)
( Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sun 18 Sep 2005, 20:04, archived)