Church

You did say unpopular didn't you?

From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 397 entries (closed)

(unexploded (13370R), Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:37, archived)

We could send all our old people there when they get unbearable,

like logans run, but older and with less naked jenny aguter
(glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMeel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:39, archived)

I used to play a game called "Ship-a-likes"
which mostly consisted of pointing at 50+ aged men with beards and giggling
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:40, archived)

I am
offended.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:41, archived)

no no no - you don't have a shippers beard
you are the most beautiful man I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:44, archived)

hey
hands off.
( gracielou, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:52, archived)

ha ha - I see what you've done there Bob
I would retaliate, but it would start an edit war and I need to go to bed.

SO I WIN BY WALKING AWAY.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:11, archived)

I am not offended any more
I originally read that, thinking you had laughed at a number of men with beards, more numerous than 50.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:45, archived)

see above
I tried to insult you more specifically.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:45, archived)

Rob, the guy with the [L] is picking on me
:)
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:47, archived)

Some hostility on the board tonight.

( PMGT Bosh, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:48, archived)

all aimed at me
because i am the l337 who holds the upload codez
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:48, archived)

that'll learn ya.

( PMGT Bosh, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:49, archived)

who cares
YOU ARE ALL CUNTS.

specially those who occasionally feel insecure.

YES. I MEAN YOU.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:49, archived)

i'm telling!
rob, rob called us cunts
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:50, archived)

don't worry
no matter what he says, always remember
HE IS STILL GINGER.
( Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:56, archived)

and proud
:)
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:58, archived)

You know, the odd thing is, after 31 years of being ginger I haven't thought of a come-back to that
better than "uh... yeah?"
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:58, archived)

it's the ultimate argument winner with one's ginger girlfriend
"You scraped the side of the car on that fence, you cunt"

"Yes, but you're ginger".

(then the bitch-slaps rain down on one)
( drunkenoaf, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:02, archived)

my missus has got black hair
which she dyes red.

Which in moments of argument I point out is in clear tribute to my wonderfulness.

She claims that it looks better with her pale complexion, but I know the truth.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:04, archived)

black hair is awesome.
she should leave it be.
( Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:10, archived)

hmm,
i better go savour my 3 hours of sleep; then wake up for college (not knowing where i'm going because i washed my timetable)

goodbyes!
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:14, archived)

fair enough!

( drunkenoaf, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:25, archived)

how about "at least I don't have the bad aids".

( PMGT Bosh, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:03, archived)

"Well atleast i'm not Vintage"

( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:03, archived)

haha
you know, I think that deep down inside, we're all just a little bit ginger.
( Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:09, archived)

I'm not Ginger at all!
I'M AUBURN!
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:14, archived)

I'm ginger at skin
i get freckles like a nuns pancreas.

/nuns pancreases may not contain freckles.
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:15, archived)

I have ginger-ish pubic hair, and I don't understand why :(

( Leningrad, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:16, archived)

eek!
mine is red and blue
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:18, archived)

this thread just forked onto a road that I'm not sure my tires can handle.

( Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:27, archived)

Denial. It's not just a river in Egypt.
*sighs sadly*
( Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:17, archived)

You werent saying that last night, big boy.

( Leningrad, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:10, archived)

So it was Rob who called you that name?
SHOCKER!!!!
( Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:12, archived)

I love to tug at his mane.

( Leningrad, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:14, archived)

That's OK
I'll just defend myself in a way that is likely to get my powers removed.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:50, archived)

It must be great being able to legitimately claim to "have powers"

( PMGT Bosh, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:53, archived)

*levitates*

( Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:06, archived)

*is in awe*

( PMGT Bosh, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 2:06, archived)

You make me think of the band 'Grandaddy', which is a good thing.

( Leningrad, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:56, archived)

...
White bread, or wholemeal?
(Pseudonym, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:44, archived)

wholemeal - possibly malted
www.thatsweird.net/mugshots/harold_shipman.jpg
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:46, archived)

men with breads?
yeah, I guess an old guy walking around with a baguette would be very amusing.
( Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:46, archived)

*edits post to make you look illiterate*

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:47, archived)

I made our ginger overlord edit a post
fear my powers.

oh, and congrats on the wedding.
( Shiksa, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:57, archived)

cheers
I've drunk all of the vodka so my keyboard skillz are masghed
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 1:59, archived)