From the publishers of Absolute Nephew...
MOD EDIT: NSFW Looks like porn to me.

From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 397 entries (closed)

(i am blip don't trust bono; he's a wank, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:03, archived)

Source pic, please.

( Leningrad, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:03, archived)

seconded

(Meta4 whats a meta for?, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:04, archived)

toot!
www.unzipped.co.uk/public/media/sept2000/aug_gall.JPG
(i am blip don't trust bono; he's a wank, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:06, archived)

you shopped alot more of that than I thought you did
most woo
( hanke, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:11, archived)

why thankles
it wasn't intentionally potatoshopped for the comp. i was on holiday with about 20-25 of my mates in a massive house in Jura, and one of them kept asking everyone if they'd seen his copy of "Absolute Nun" as he could only find his "Absolute Nephew". i came for a wee swatch of b3ta to find it kinda suited the compo. et viola.
(i am blip don't trust bono; he's a wank, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:14, archived)

i say thankles too!

(schnurricane, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:15, archived)

I had a cute English teacher who used to say "redonkulous"
I made a very half hearted attempt to seduce her. It didn't work out.
( hanke, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:21, archived)

my standard grade
english teacher loved the word "wood". needless to say i didn't try to seduce him. he also thought i should pursue a career in surveyor. wtf?!
(i am blip don't trust bono; he's a wank, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:30, archived)

i would love to try and seduce a teacher
that would be so cool
(schnurricane, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:36, archived)

I wish I actually went for it
I think she could have gone for me, maybe. She was only like seven years my senior.
( hanke, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 4:03, archived)

...Who else is browsing this site?

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:11, archived)

/raises hand

(Meta4 whats a meta for?, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:29, archived)

SEXY NUNS!!!1!!!!111111!

(Indole Ring, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:04, archived)

hahaha

( hanke, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:04, archived)

F
WAP
(Meta4 whats a meta for?, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:04, archived)

Woo
I'd buy that for a dollar.
(unexploded (13370R), Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:06, archived)

women look so nice.

(schnurricane, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:09, archived)

Straight up, nigga.

(Hairy Midget, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:17, archived)

this compo was all about the sexy nuns`
wasn't it?
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:11, archived)

pah!
that be no porn! it's a monthly ecumenical release.

arf!
(i am blip don't trust bono; he's a wank, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:34, archived)

Monthly?
 
Twice daily!
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 3:39, archived)