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( worldwidewardy I remember when all these internets were fields, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)

I'm ashamed to admit this but....






would
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)

why be
ashamed?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)

because she reminds me of
a) Julie Andrews, and
b) My mate's mrs

(both of which feel completely off bounds to me)

Plus, I wouldn't want to wake up to that voice
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)

Better than Cilla Black, though!
"Y'ARRAIGHT, CHUCK?!"

I scared the shit out of my dad doing that voice when he was half-asleep.
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

Don't be ashamed
I would too.

Many times.
( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)

She's nice to look at.
It's listening to her that's a pain.
( Afinkawan, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

Very true.
That's true of quite a few women though.
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)

That's why televisions
have a mute button.
( Afinkawan, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

My remark was not exclusively concerned about the television.
I sometimes wish my ears had a mute button.
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaroundyou/images/music_leonard_hatred.jpg
( Afinkawan, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)

I
wouldn't, but then I am renowned for being very particular in these matters*








*Lies, lies and damned lies!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)

You have high standards
we all know that.

'noon :)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

'Noon,
Ms Pot ;¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)

wasn't the blueprints for the channel tunnel originally designed from her nostrils?

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)