oh say can you see...


...a barrel of shite

From the Rebrand America challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:16, archived)

hahaha
houpla!
(Deus_Ed Mork mork mork!! MORKK moooork, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:17, archived)

100% true

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:19, archived)

hahahah...
hatstand!
( mikenco, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:17, archived)

America, Fuck Yeah
Should be our national anthem.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:17, archived)

fuck yeah it should

(Meta4 whats a meta for?, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:17, archived)

Are you referring to the song from Team America?
If so, if you watch the extras on the DVD, you'll realise that Trey Parker (was that his name, the South Park guy.) Was taking the piss out of America as much as anything else!.. (he hates the "America, Fuck Yeah" mindset!)
( mikenco, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:22, archived)

NO WAY

(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:23, archived)

FFS..
the 'hero' of the film has to give his boss a blowjob to prove he is 'American'.. whahahaha! Don't you get it?
( mikenco, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:27, archived)

does it matter?
however you perceive the song, it is one thing:

FUCKING. FUNNY.

God.
Its like inhaling a badger's cunt through a cheese grater trying to get through to some of you sometimes, fucksakes.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:30, archived)

"Its like inhaling a badger's cunt through a cheese grater"
I hope you don't have photos...hahahaha
( mikenco, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:35, archived)

I'm not sure which one of you is being more sarcastic...
probably hm.
(kaibosh, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:30, archived)

=)

( mikenco, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:34, archived)

What they need is basil
water and an ice cube.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:34, archived)

obviously.
perhaps a little mashed potato down the pants too.
(kaibosh, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:37, archived)

Ooh
I will try that next time.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:40, archived)

OOoooOOH! AMMERRICAAA!

(captain freedom don't expect, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:19, archived)

Stop whingeing.
Some people have actually posted nice pictures, but do you give them even so much as half a comment? No.
Stop thinking the world is against you personally and if you don't like it, don't come on here until the compo is over.

/rant.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:19, archived)

Shut the fuck up.
I do reply to the funny ones, whore.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:20, archived)

Ooooooh,
handbags!
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:20, archived)

here, borrow this:

( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:22, archived)

Thanks,

( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:24, archived)

And what the fuck is "whingeing?"
Sounds like the gayest word ever said.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:22, archived)

you'd say 'whining', we'd say 'whinging'/'whining'
Just calm down dear, no-one here in the UK would 'whine' if the compo was about us.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:25, archived)

I don't care that it's about us.
I care that there's too many damn shitty pictures and stupid people on this board.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:26, archived)

This is the Internet.
This is b3ta.

What did you expect?
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:27, archived)

Yeah, quite,
and HM, why don't YOU do a compo entry in a supportive way?
Or something funny - I've seen your work and know you can do it.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:28, archived)

I'd rather draw pictures of large men fucking cats.

(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:30, archived)

And for this
I can't hate you.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:30, archived)

Bye Bye then

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:29, archived)

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=whinge

( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:28, archived)

And there's no need
to call me a whore. It just makes you look stupid.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:26, archived)

I'm just kidding.
Calm down
(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:26, archived)

In that case,
remove it from your response.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:26, archived)

Then when people look at this thread
they won't know what you're talking about, thus making you actually look like a whore.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:31, archived)

Most of them are like,
"America is full of terrist" or crap like that.
(captain freedom don't expect, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:21, archived)

Yeah, I know that.
I live in America, but I'm not moaning about every one of those entries/pictures. I'm choosing to ignore them.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:25, archived)

Ditto.

(captain freedom don't expect, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:26, archived)

IT'S FAR FUNNER TO TYPE RANDOM SHIT
AND QUOTES FROM www.tourettesguy.com
(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:27, archived)

BOB SAGET!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)

Was the last one
Johnny Ball?

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)

yes
he's trying to think of a number that's not 69
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:19, archived)

Yay!
I love Johnny Ball. I used to wish he was my dad.

Anyway, 'night all!

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:22, archived)

ace-tastic
if only for

Sir Johnny Ball
( Mstandot, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:19, archived)

this really made me laugh
woo!
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 11:07, archived)