Bernard's Way
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I've shrunked it now (I think?)- Click the pic for the larger version

From the Rebrand America challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

(Mr Wimble, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 0:57, archived)

how big?
1.8Mb?

its only 12 times larger than the board limit!

you had the right idea the last time by linking it.

When we mean shrink it, we mean reduce the file size first, then the size second. Animations on the board shouldn't be larger at 200Kb at the very max. EDIT: Thank you :D
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Thu 22 Sep 2005, 0:58, archived)

I have no idea how you made that so frigging huge.

(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 0:59, archived)

I wish I was saying that in a sexual scenario.
(Not involving Bernard Manning)
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:04, archived)

HAHAHAHAAH
uh oh, woke up my parents laughing ;x
(Deus_Ed Mork mork mork!! MORKK moooork, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:07, archived)

You shouldn't be in their bed
on your laptop, at your age!
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:09, archived)

hahahah...

( mikenco, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:10, archived)

I lay down next to the dog

(Deus_Ed Mork mork mork!! MORKK moooork, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:12, archived)

good for you
live and let live, that's what I say...

...liberal Holland and all that... ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:40, archived)

Woo
Nice one!
(unexploded (13370R), Thu 22 Sep 2005, 0:59, archived)

hahaha
i printed out ten or twenty little thumbnails of that picture of him laughing and posted them in various inconspicuous places around the dorm

i didn't know who he was, i just thought that picture was fucking priceless
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:00, archived)

he is even funnier..
when he opens his gob!
( mikenco, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:03, archived)

Fuckin' foreigners

( Brown cow, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:08, archived)

exactly!

( mikenco, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:11, archived)

BIGGER!!
(i think thats the biggest thing i saw on the board in b3ta history)
(Deus_Ed Mork mork mork!! MORKK moooork, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:00, archived)

not as bad as someone posting a 12Mb mpeg,
they thought renaming it .gif would make it play in your browser :/
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:02, archived)

hahaha

(kaibosh, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:03, archived)

no shit?
hahahahahahaha...
( mikenco, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:03, archived)

what the?
hahaha , fuck a doodle doo
(Deus_Ed Mork mork mork!! MORKK moooork, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:06, archived)

thankfully it was only for one minute
as a mod was on patrol.

much joy at the time.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:08, archived)

Did the mod added some text when he edited it?
must have been quite funny =)
(Deus_Ed Mork mork mork!! MORKK moooork, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:10, archived)

Jesus!

( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:09, archived)

Tis true.. it was on the news!


Woo!..gotta love Bernard :)
( mikenco, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:02, archived)

Texas is going to change in a huge 'puddle of mudd™'

(Deus_Ed Mork mork mork!! MORKK moooork, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:04, archived)

"she hates me"..
..simply teh bestest!
( mikenco, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:05, archived)

=)
Drift & die
(Deus_Ed Mork mork mork!! MORKK moooork, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:06, archived)

right..thats it!..
it might be 01:09, but the gramaphone is getting fired up! Woo!
( mikenco, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:09, archived)

Make it fucking smaller for Christ's sake, it's too shitting big!
Some people have dial-up
( Brown cow, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:07, archived)

interesting terminology
do they really count as people at all?
(Hazhar, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:09, archived)

I was on dial-up for a long time
Oddly enough, I got one of the highest post counts in that time
( Brown cow, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:10, archived)

Size of File: 1774.77 KB
Sort it out. No, you haven't shrunk it yet.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:14, archived)

Fumble fingered grasp of technology
Yay. I can work out how to shrink pictures! Practice makes perfect!
(Mr Wimble, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:18, archived)

"I've shrunked it now (I think?)- Click the pic for the larger version"
No, click the pic for smaller version
(Canazza, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 1:17, archived)