Beard Righteous
are my middle names.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)

i demand you change your username
to reflect this.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:22, archived)

Mystery Beard Righteous Bob.

( PMGT Bosh, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:24, archived)

yes.
do it forthwith.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:25, archived)

The sculpting of facial hair is the work of the devil.
In the Manley household any man who sculpts his facial hair or wears cologne is an outcast.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:32, archived)

Does shaving count?
That's all I do with my facial hair.
I trim it with scissors occasionally.
( Good morning sir, have you considered letting the light of Woodside into your life?, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:34, archived)

Shaving is fine
As long as it is all or nothing - no poncing around with goatees outside of talk like a pirate season.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:53, archived)