What are these fries you speak of? That substance added for texture in my order of fried salt?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:58, archived)

can i have a fries with that?

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:00, archived)

no

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:00, archived)

Be careful, too many fries with your salt and you won't get a heart attack

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:01, archived)