Unfortunately, the Cillit Bang effect wears off after about half an hour

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 11:56, archived)

rats
You'd think something as evidently toxic as that would at least be permanent
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 11:57, archived)

not if you add
a protective layer of wax, varnish, resin or clingfilm. Possibly.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 11:59, archived)

Double sided sticky tape.
That would finish the whole effect off perfectly.
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 12:00, archived)

well
i dunno, they seem to be holding their profanties quite well after an hour
( Rainbow Mong, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 11:59, archived)

Ooh, lovely
I must have had a duff batch of the Bang.
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 12:00, archived)

I must say
I've never seen those words in that order before
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 12:03, archived)

Pffft!

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 12:12, archived)

it has faded a fair bit acutally but the words are still clear
( Rainbow Mong, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 12:07, archived)

It's
swearing a bit thin
(Noah Vale I've Saved Changes, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 12:01, archived)