Why did Jesus die on the cross?
He forgot the safe word.

B-dum tsh!

P.S. Woo to the pic!
(Pseudopath, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 1:17, archived)

i'm loving that...
gonna tell it to all my gimp/s&m buddies.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)