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From the If Everyone Was Gay challenge. See all 317 entries (closed)

(arioso, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 5:49, archived)

what's up with the pointless whitespace, is it
your asshole? Gaping and irregularily rectangular? With stripey flags and gay people in it?
and a donkey?
this post is totally your anus. Don't even try to deny it man.
Awesome work though, it really captures the essense, of...you know, your bum.
(kaibosh, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 5:51, archived)

pineapple cunt.
why is the board always so quiet when I come on.
(kaibosh, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:01, archived)

I think that it has something to do with the fact that the sun is 73.46% hydrogen.

( Leningrad, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:05, archived)

don't be so heliocentric

( Mushroom, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:06, archived)

I'm sorry, it's the only (milky) way I know.
I'm going back to bed now. Night!
( Leningrad, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:08, archived)

I just woke up and can't get back to sleep
so I'll stay for a bit.

night though!
( Mushroom, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:11, archived)

The sun is a mass
 
of incandescent gas,
a gigantic nuclear furnace;
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:15, archived)

Where hydrogen is built
 
into helium
at a temperature of millions of degrees.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:36, archived)

Yo ho, it's hot
 
The sun is not
a place where we could live;
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:51, archived)

But here on earth
 
There would be no life
without the light it gives.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:52, archived)

We need its light,
 
we need its heat,
we need its energy;
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 7:09, archived)

Without the sun,
 
without a doubt
there'd be no you and me.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 7:10, archived)

that's disgusting.

(kaibosh, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:21, archived)

Eh, I'm here.
 
Just a bit quiet because I've got some things to get ready for tomorrow.. all-day meetings, whoopy doo.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:13, archived)

you seem to do a lot of work for a librarian
not that I know anything about how much work a librarian does
( hanke, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:22, archived)

This week, I've been pretty busy.
 
Hence the lack of fine quality pictures and animations from me here..

I also have a habit of involving myself, or being 'volunteered' for work, in my professional associations. Much of which I do in regular work time, HAH!

edit: you call this work?
www.b3ta.com/board/5216947
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:34, archived)

fair enough
I guess I meant that you seem to do a lot more than enforcing the dewey decimal system and keeping kids from chatting to loudly. My suprise was with the variety of your responsabilities.

I'm curious, I've always considered working in a library.
( hanke, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:40, archived)

Dewey was a cunt.
 
: D
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 7:10, archived)

As to what a librarian does
 
(apart from shirking on t'interweb)

In my present position I mostly keep things running (2iC).

Reference work, circulation-type stuff, cataloguing, IT support, training other staff and students.. and looking down students' blouses.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:40, archived)

:)
nicely, nicely
( hanke, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:43, archived)

It helps I'm working again in a subject area I enjoy.
 
The last couple of years before this were a kind of creeping hell.

I assume you've read Kafka..
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:47, archived)

sorry to hear it
for some reason I decided to read like six of Kafka's short stories one week. I hardly ever read anything. I pick up a lot of stuff, think it's great, and then leave it alone for three months. The only other author whose works I've persued like that was Mark Twain.
( hanke, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 7:21, archived)

S'okay
 
b3ta got me through it.

b3ta and drugs.

: D
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 7:22, archived)

HOLY SHIT

(Hairy Midget, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 5:53, archived)

oh snap!
he's packing!

/been browsing some of your jesus pics ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:06, archived)

they kick all sorts
of ass
( cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:10, archived)

Yea
they do. Hairy Midget, you rule!
(Hairy Midget, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:14, archived)

"Hey there, shitty shitty fag fag
 
Shitty shitty fag fag, how d'you do?
Oh, you shitty shitty fag fag,
Shitty shitty fag fag, fuck you too!"

/SP
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 6:17, archived)