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From the If Everyone Was Gay challenge. See all 317 entries (closed)

( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Thu 13 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)

and do YOU have any idea how much my new 8 meg broadband costs?
£15 a month.

FUCK YEAH!
( oodle doodle, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)

Really?
From whom?
( teedyay, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)

bulldog had an offer
no limits either!
( oodle doodle, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)

wow
That's brilliant.

Broadband for only £15 a month.
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Thu 13 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)

24Mb ADSL2
has just arrived for 24 quid a month

I`m hoping to upgrade in December
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)

With whom?

( NobbyNobody, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)

"Be"
www.bethere.co.uk

edit: their website is very gay
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

better compo it then...

( The Great Architect, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

i've got a sixer conker
cause i beat my mates two'er this morning via stampsies
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)

can I christen your shoes?

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

Cocking fuckneggets
My 5mb costs £37.99
and I have no other option. Gah.
( NobbyNobody, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)

tha nnoying thing about broadband
is that whenever you sign up to one company, another company comes along at about half the price.
( oodle doodle, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)

at home my parents are stuck on 512k at £29 per month
at uni I have 3.2mb of JANet loveliness to myself.
( Mushroom, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)

that`s weird
most of the 30 quid 512Kbps providers upgraded all their customers to 1Mb

usually you have to contact them and ask though, and probably pay 15-20 quid for a re-grade (i.e. get BT to do sommat)
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)

I have to pay £22.50 a month
but I do get 100 fMB

the f stands for freekin'
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)