Hmmmmmm.....friendly turd is needed on this

From the If Everyone Was Gay challenge. See all 317 entries (closed)

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:16, archived)

nite

( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)

heh heh
Striaghts are from Mars
Gays are from Brighton
( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:21, archived)

What about Little Brighton?
(an area in Morley, West Yorkshire.)

A mate of mine from Wakefield reckons they called it Little Brighton "'cos i'ss full of fookin' FAGS!"
much in the way that Little London is called that because it's a shithole.
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:23, archived)

I'm willing to take his word for it
Never been to Yorkshire, far too forigen for my refined tastes....
( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:26, archived)

Central Leeds and Headingley are full of posh people
ie. students. I am a long way out of my depth.
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:27, archived)

Posh Students?
I hate posh students
( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:32, archived)

Don't come to Leeds then!
Or Nottingham. Or Durham. Or Exeter. Or Bath. Or....
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:34, archived)

..
London or..
(NEIN ., Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:37, archived)

You'd certainly be safe from them in Keighley.

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:39, archived)

I'm not traveling anywhere soon
/wears dark skin and a large backpack
( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:53, archived)

(NEIN ., Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:56, archived)

against the wall!!!


yer nicked
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:56, archived)

*BANG!*



oh shit
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 2:04, archived)

Ooh
*Is hypnotised by pretty lights*
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 4:25, archived)

:) Ta

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)

any idea
where i can buy an external hard disc on the internet. every site i go to seems ok then wants to charge 10 pounds delivery.. or wait 2 weeks.
( connor, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)

ebay?
most of the crap I buy comes from there...

just need to watch out for nutters.
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:21, archived)

i can only use ebay when drunk.
i am not drunk.
( connor, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)

Most what I buy is ebay!
give in to free commerce :)..heheh
( mikenco, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:23, archived)

Not sure why you'd want one.
If it's for portability you might do better with a USB flash pen drive, or an internal hard drive that you unplug from time to time and take for a walk.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)

incase my hard drive dies.
help store random torrents. allow me to share music and videos with friends. take music to uni. probably some more reasons.
( connor, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:24, archived)

Just buy a cheap little internal one
and leave your computer's case loose.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:26, archived)

i would rather have an external one.
which i would like to buy before post student loan confidence wears off.
( connor, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)

Well, if you insist on paying extra for a fancy case and a cable.
It's your temporary money.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:30, archived)

damn straight.

( connor, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)

Maybe this?
www.ebuyer.com/customer/products/index.html?action=c2hvd19wcm9kdWN0X292ZXJ2aWV3&product_uid=90144
Oh, they charge £5.24 for shipping. Oh well.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:34, archived)

thanks anyhoo

( connor, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:44, archived)

Perhaps he has a laptop
with a crappy little internal drive.

That's why Mrs Nobody bought one.
( NobbyNobody, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:25, archived)

Heheh...
or she wants to store some 'stuff' where you can't find it ;)
( mikenco, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:26, archived)

That and because she noticed some money cluttering up our nice, clean bank account.
Can't be having that, gotta spend it as soon as.
( NobbyNobody, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)

'he' needs to crap himself asap..
'she' is onto him! heheh
( mikenco, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:51, archived)

Maplin
have got a special offer on. Sign up for their spam and you might get another quid or two off.
( Trinosaur, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:34, archived)

G'night
*staples self to Atilla*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 1:27, archived)