Toot toot!
He's been practicing very hard for the Big Recital:



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( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 9:47, archived)

surely you mean the "big rectal"...

( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 9:47, archived)

that's exactly
what I read there
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 9:49, archived)

I read that too
- we're all too gay!
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 9:53, archived)

Welcome aboard, sailor.

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 10:04, archived)

Pfft and as it happens
it's a "backloader" too ;)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 10:08, archived)

I'm not sure which is worse...
...admitting you like hairy homo love, or knowing the technical term for this type of bus.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 10:18, archived)

As a bus driver I should know the technical term
for this kind of bus, it's my job. As a female the hairy homo love was ironic.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 10:22, archived)

B... But...
...where I come from, all the bus drivers are barely literate grunting asylum seekers!

Hmm. Unexpected.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)