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( Grampa, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)

What...
.... About the RAF?

/spots badge and large aircraft
(Benz, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:27, archived)

Navy
More Like!!
(steve317, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:28, archived)

HEY!?!?
My greek friend's just been forced into the army, and the gut on the right looks just like him!
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:27, archived)

Is he Australian?

( Grampa, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:29, archived)

Genoa?

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:30, archived)

No I dont actually
:P
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)

but, but, but
that was going to prompt one of those threads that goes alll the way to the other side of the screen and makes it an arse to keep track of the convo

I've ALWAYS wanted to start one of them

*bursts into tears*
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:34, archived)

stop crying
jamaica?
( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:36, archived)

Nah
She wanted me to :P
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:37, archived)

oh, well that's good then
at least you didnt have to force her against her will.
( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:39, archived)

you mean
Alaska?
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:43, archived)

No I'll Ask her

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:48, archived)

But I may add some more to it
Then, you can reply and say, that joke was crap, get some new material you twunt. To which I will reply.

I'll Get my Coat then shall I??
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:36, archived)

but that still wouldnt make it to the end of the screen
because I'd have to make the joke-equivalent of CPR to follow the Coat remark
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:38, archived)

I'll Raise you CPR
And give you Triple Heart Bypass
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:39, archived)

A34?

( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:40, archived)

Live just a mile off the A34 YEs
And I am completly Hatstand
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:42, archived)

Bicester or Winchester-bound?

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:43, archived)

Cannock here
The Home of The A5 - A34 Interchange. Also where that bloody Toll road starts
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:43, archived)

oh yeah
I hitch-hiked in a fire engine and they dropped me off there. Nice place for samwiches
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:45, archived)

Greasy Lils by any chance???
It's on the A5 just after Junction 12 as you head towards canncok. Top Greasy food place when you have been clubbing all night as it is open 24 hours. Their Breakfasts are to die for
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:49, archived)

Cant remember
I'd crashed a van the night before in Manchester and it'd taken me most of the day to hitch that far.
I got a free samwich cos I had a Tom Cruise-esque cut on my forehead
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:53, archived)

cannock!
oh my god you poor f$cker.
currently in hednesford myself
*burns with shame
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:52, archived)

Dammit
Let's just carry on the convo anyway and see how far off the screen it can go.
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 14:37, archived)