that's right. jesus was gay.

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(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:32, archived)

Stand up to him, Jesus!
You can take him! Use your crown of thorns there as a weapon!



That always confused me, why didn't Jesus head a few thorny headbutts in before he was crucified? What did he have to lose?
( Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:35, archived)

jesus was always too passive.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:36, archived)

passive?
compo it.
hard.
( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:37, archived)

haha.
fine. jesus was gay. you said it.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:38, archived)

Hard?
compo it!
( NobbyNobody, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:41, archived)

"you're only Christian if you take it, hard"
?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:38, archived)

Bloody hell
First Father Quinn, our family priest, and now you
( Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:45, archived)

hahahaha

(schnurricane, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:35, archived)

for some reason i think hairy midget has already done this.
and if not, he was probably going to. it's right up his alley.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:37, archived)

he's done a variety of them
not this one though

good one
(schnurricane, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:55, archived)

excellent.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:57, archived)

I find that oddly touching.
must be the alcohol.
( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:36, archived)

must be th...
damn.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:36, archived)

no, that's me.
Sorry. *retrieves nawty hand*
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:39, archived)

hehehe how silly.

( MrA, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:38, archived)

yay.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:39, archived)

Not sure,
but I reckon that deserves one of these:

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:41, archived)

hahahahaha.
NOT FOR RESALE.
where did you get that ticket?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:41, archived)

Here:
www.fie.org.uk/main/3.2-Main---Bus-Ticket.jpg
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:47, archived)

yes, that's
about how long it is since anyone of discernment visited harehills
/headingley snob
( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:43, archived)

I won't tell you that that ticket is a london transport
(or whatever it's called this week) one.

/pedant
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:44, archived)

ah, there's a harehills in Leeds. my mistake.
/quite relaxed about having busticketignorance exposed
( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:45, archived)

That's the idea.
London to Harehills by bus, for £2... truly a dire punishment.
Mind you, going the other way might(?) be worse!
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:46, archived)

i would suggest
that some shoppage has been effected*

*note correct affect/effect use

/more pedantry
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:58, archived)

You are correct.
Paint Shoppage Pro in fact (an ancient version.)
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 2:02, archived)

Oh, getting high and mighty now are you?
/resident of Little Woodhouse
/that's just off the Burley Road
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:44, archived)

no, i've always been insufferably snobbish
/used to live in Kelso Road
( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 15 Oct 2005, 1:47, archived)