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From the If Everyone Was Gay challenge. See all 317 entries (closed)

(www.footyweb.com, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:17, archived)

Good lord,
that Dutchman has grown six inches.

My cock won't even grow that fast.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:19, archived)

6 inches.
hahahahahahahhaaha.

God, you're *tiny*
( Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)

If I want to get any,
I have to know six months in advance so I can warm it up.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:24, archived)

hahahaha

( popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:25, archived)

It's like a babies arm.
Several months from conception to usefulness.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:27, archived)

hahaha! again

( popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:38, archived)

I'll have to remember that one.
It could be useful when belittling someone.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:42, archived)

I've noticed over the last few months
that babies arms are especially edept at grabbing your retina, and yanking.
( Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:38, archived)

this compo sucks


/pissed
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)

but not as much as yo momma

( popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:23, archived)

fuck off
cunt
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:24, archived)

great comeback!

( popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:25, archived)

no no no no NO
"Stupid cunt" is well, too passive.

Nasty cockbite is a good one.
Stupid fucktard is a bit basic, but doable.
Anal whoremonkey is a timeless classic.
Frottaging spermguzzler is one that you only use in polite company.

I mean, fucking hell, if you're going to insult someone PLEASE put some thought into it.

Otherwise you're just left sitting there looking like a particulary angry marmot.
( Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:30, archived)

or a 16 year old with dubious skillz

( popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)

or a z too many

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:34, archived)

isn't that a band?
should be.
( Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:35, archived)

What about
The Cocking Knobshots?
( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 2:27, archived)

just how many hands do they have?

( popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)

6

(Pelle got the asiatic flow mixed with disco, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:27, archived)

each

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:28, archived)

hahahahaha!

( popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)

prehensile cocks?

(Pelle got the asiatic flow mixed with disco, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:34, archived)

you offering?

( popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:38, archived)

maybe...
*swings from tree by cock*
(Pelle got the asiatic flow mixed with disco, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:41, archived)

and with that our dawn raid party was gone!
seeya :)
x
( popt_art, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 1:53, archived)