World of Relaxing Baths


Online games would have to swap swords for loufers

(maybe i should point out that the char in that pic is actualy called Bumhug)

From the If Everyone Was Gay challenge. See all 317 entries (closed)

(Long time lurker, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 17:31, archived)

Rahhhhhh!
Attack the baddies with soap-on-a-rope!

Or is that not the point?

Woo :-)

( the holly and the ivv, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 17:33, archived)

RAAARRR!!!
Or you can attack them with designer shampoo (£5/bottle) that makes their scalp start itching and flaking instead of stopping dandruff...

/speaks from own experience
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 17:35, archived)

There would be no physical attacking
Combat would be based on clever put downs based on what your opponent is wearing

"seriously darling, that Helm of Hair curling is so last season"
(Long time lurker, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 17:37, archived)

I'm not feeling this 'psychological warfare' business.
Except for the 'hitting people with clubs' bit of course.
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 17:39, archived)

Think of the items
Gloves of Fisting
Necklace of Pearl
Ring of Fire
Straw of Felching
(Long time lurker, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 17:42, archived)

Ugh...
I'm glad I'm asexual.





Though not by choice!
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 17:58, archived)