Bruce Dern in Silent Goatse


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(Smudger Angel Heart, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)

This Island Earth
thats a quality film
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 23:36, archived)

I particularly liked
the gaint clawed alien and the how to construct your own triangular inter-stella not-so mobile video conference phone using bits of scrap 1950's glass transistor valves.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 23:41, archived)

This is a Mootant
and everybody has an interossiter...


Nanoo Nanoo
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 16 Oct 2005, 23:42, archived)

Pfft!
I found the science lesson of the magnetic affects upon human flesh when in a glass cryo-tube somewhat entertaining.
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)

I shall draw a mootant.
and post it shortly
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 16 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)

Yay then I can scream in typical 1950s female in peril of Mootant style
*backcombs hair and sprays with Ozone destroying hairspray factor 50*
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 16 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)

Mr. Cs great big guide to 50s Acting.
1. Acquire a massive hairstyle, something that looks like it needs scaffolding to construct.

2.Upon seeing something scary, under no circumstances run.

3. Raise hands, either to side of head, brow or to cover mouth.

4. Throw down hands.

5. Scream at highest possible volume.

6. Faint, upon which you will likely be abducted/killed/rescued, or carry on screaming until a square jawed man with an incredibly deep voice appears over your shoulder looking dashing, and takes you in his arms.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 16 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)

Yes this should always be true.
You should also add:
2a. In the event of running away (should you fail to abide by rule 2) then your impossibly high high-heel shoes will always break and you will fall and twist your ankle. (resume from 3)
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 0:05, archived)