there once lived a poof in singapore

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)

whose arse was quite sore

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)

when fucked by a camel

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)

or any mammal

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

the hinges came off his back door!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

until the day he bought some cream

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)

and hooked up with his former waterpolo team

( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)