ch-ch-ch-changes....


From the If Everyone Was Gay challenge. See all 317 entries (closed)

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:29, archived)

my god...
everyone in the world is gay!
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:33, archived)

yay!
easier for me to get laid, now.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:38, archived)

harder for me

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:55, archived)

Heres for your profile
a picture of you jumping over cats.

(Hairy Midget, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:56, archived)

it's like looking at a mirror...

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:57, archived)

...while jumping naked over a smoking cat!

( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:06, archived)

well obviously
what else would I use a mirror for?
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:09, archived)

i think you left this

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:14, archived)

*ladyfwaps*

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:16, archived)

Either I need to stop wanking
or that writing's REALLY blurry.
( Az The Spaz, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:44, archived)

wank more!
the world is better when blurred.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:49, archived)

The beer's doing that for me.

( Az The Spaz, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:51, archived)

drunken wanker.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:58, archived)

were all gay

( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:44, archived)

no.
your bi.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:54, archived)

I love your new name
what the hell does it mean?
( hanke, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:54, archived)

:D
I was reminiscing about some old George Carlin routines I heard on records when I was a kid.

BI-LABIAL FRICATIIIVE!

edit - technical definition, from wikipedia:
An English speaker can make this sound by pronouncing a b, with the lips touching only lightly, so that they 'buzz' as they do for a v.

George Carlin definition - bronx cheer. Also extended to mean farting.
( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:02, archived)

ah, I remember that now :)
you know I thought I'd have so much more use for my ability to make farting noises with various parts of my body by this time in my life. I can hardly even do the 'tooting armpit' anymore.
( hanke, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:22, archived)

Nice collage
Wasn't there an "Everyone is Gay!" episode of South Park (and Tripping the Rift, but I don't think anyone's heard of that)?

(Eek, it's Anna Nicole!)
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:05, archived)

I actually
downloaded a few episodes of TTR, and it was quite funny.

Actually, only two.

...and I don't remember any jokes, just the enormous swaying polyginal breasts of the main character's woe-man.

Seriously.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:21, archived)