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# mornin.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:02, archived)
# wombles
love teh cock.

fact.

and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:05, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking loon! i'd hate to see what wombles you have been watching! are you sure they werent fat hairy spanish ladies?
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:16, archived)
# no no no
Madame Cholet was FRENCH
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:19, archived)
# aaarrgh
teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear !!!
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:22, archived)
# I have a plan
we buy all the birds in Romania and sell them to restuarants in France. Then all the French will die horribly and the world will be saved. Then we can go home for crumpets and Pimms.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:25, archived)
# weyhey!
im with you, now all we need are diseased birds! I'm sure I saw plenty down the local club saturday night...
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:28, archived)
# your plan has a fault ...
*veggie*
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:40, archived)
# don't be silly!
You CAN'T be French and Vegetarian!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:43, archived)
# or nice....
or am i stepping over the mark now?
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:44, archived)
# You go for it!
*spectates enthusiastically*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:45, archived)
# here i am
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:33, archived)
# and so am I
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:35, archived)
# i think we might get
banged up for inciting racial hatred!
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:37, archived)
# Don't worry, that's not racial hatred ...
just xenophobia.
Feel better with yourself now ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:39, archived)
# ...
*feels much better*, burns french flag...
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:42, archived)
# which one??
the white one?
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice one!!
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha
great 1st post to see in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:06, archived)
# Great first hat to see!
Morning luvvy!

Woo! piccie!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Morning hun
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:14, archived)
# 'Ning.
Long time no see...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:32, archived)
# Hello David!
Cuppa?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Cor!
yes, please!

EDIT: *Rubs eyes* Sid's melting . . . eep! What did you put in my cuppa!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Hob-Nob?
...or are you still on teh Atkins?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:36, archived)
# Ooh! please . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:38, archived)
# Pah! It's all new-fangled Hob-nobs and Kia Ora nowadays!
I remember back in the day when it was all Pot Noodle, as far as the eye could see...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:41, archived)
# wonderful
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:07, archived)
# you made a cheerio come out of my nose!
*pokes it back in again*
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Wow!
That's really tricky because they have a hole in . . . how did you get enough pressure?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:10, archived)
# Im eating a combined mix of Cheerios and cornflakes
so theres plenty of corny mush to plug the hole.
Plus I have a cold, so theres the greasy nasal mucus to ease passage too
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:11, archived)
# *bookmarks this posts for my thesis on nasal dynamics*

Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:16, archived)
# Acetastic
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Yay!
This makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:09, archived)
# hahaaa
most super, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:10, archived)
# woo yay houpla
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:16, archived)
# haha yay!
what a great start to the day, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:26, archived)
# This is the good!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Yay
for Wombles!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:31, archived)
# Lovely work!
'Lo all.

Edit: Huzzah! Richly deserved FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:31, archived)
# hahaha!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Morning! Brother Doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:35, archived)
# morning, Brother Doctor!
I just read about your dodgy mason food, there would be an uproar in my lodge if they served grub like that, we had sausage rolls, pies, egg sandwiches, tuna sandwiches and cheese and ham sandwiches, tea, coffee, beer and whisky, braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:40, archived)
# me and the present mrs architect are making a short weeks break up in scotland somewhere after christmas...
so you may have to invite me to lodge so i can sample the fine cuisine firsthand
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:41, archived)
# Our meeting seem to be the same as yours
3rd monday of every month, feel free to come up. The food is grand, as you can see it's pure posh and that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:45, archived)
# It sounds a damned site better than what we had last night....
good installation meeting though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:48, archived)
# Hello Boys!
psst! Could you have a 'brotherly' chat to GA, please; he's trying to steal all the Kia Ora in the world in order to kill me . . .

www.b3ta.com/board/5231710


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:35, archived)
# what do you mean, 'trying'?
I have it, and i'm holding it for ransom
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:37, archived)
# Hehehe!
Of course you do dear . . .

*pats GA patronisingly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:38, archived)
# *signals masonic hitman*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:39, archived)
# *signals ma' sonic hedgehog*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:42, archived)
# hahahaha
he can steal all the Kia Ora he wants, he'll never find your secret orchard of Kia Ora trees.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:43, archived)
# no, no he wont . . .
however, it's kinds cute watching him scamper around trying . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:45, archived)
# but i found them, using masonic contacts....
i've brought the land they're on, and im threating worldwide kia-ora depletions and eradication unless i get some decent grub at lodge meetings
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:46, archived)
# no, that's the land that the milennium dome is on . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:47, archived)
# thats what i WANT you to think
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:51, archived)
# great work!
congrats on FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:41, archived)
# WOOYAYBBQ
YAY... FIRST REPLY

/edit doh!
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:01, archived)
# Hooray!
That's ace.
(tomsk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Yes!
It made my first chuckle of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:19, archived)
# thats
great!!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Brilliant! One of those obvious-once-someone-has-done-it jokes.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:22, archived)
# i work there!!!
argh!
(Ush, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# i love this alot
i do.
(whatsinaname, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Fan!
Fucking!
Tastic!

That's made my afternoon. I hope my cup of tea is good, otherwise it might just bring me right down again...
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)