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# mornin.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:02, archived)
# wombles
love teh cock.

fact.

and woo!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:05, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking loon! i'd hate to see what wombles you have been watching! are you sure they werent fat hairy spanish ladies?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:16, archived)
# no no no
Madame Cholet was FRENCH
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:19, archived)
# aaarrgh
teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear !!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:22, archived)
# I have a plan
we buy all the birds in Romania and sell them to restuarants in France. Then all the French will die horribly and the world will be saved. Then we can go home for crumpets and Pimms.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:25, archived)
# weyhey!
im with you, now all we need are diseased birds! I'm sure I saw plenty down the local club saturday night...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:28, archived)
# your plan has a fault ...
*veggie*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:40, archived)
# don't be silly!
You CAN'T be French and Vegetarian!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:43, archived)
# or nice....
or am i stepping over the mark now?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:44, archived)
# You go for it!
*spectates enthusiastically*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:45, archived)
# here i am
'ning
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:33, archived)
# and so am I
'ning
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:35, archived)
# i think we might get
banged up for inciting racial hatred!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:37, archived)
# Don't worry, that's not racial hatred ...
just xenophobia.
Feel better with yourself now ?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:39, archived)
# ...
*feels much better*, burns french flag...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:42, archived)
# which one??
the white one?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice one!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha
great 1st post to see in the morning
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:06, archived)
# Great first hat to see!
Morning luvvy!

Woo! piccie!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Morning hun
*hug*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:14, archived)
# 'Ning.
Long time no see...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:32, archived)
# Hello David!
Cuppa?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Cor!
yes, please!

EDIT: *Rubs eyes* Sid's melting . . . eep! What did you put in my cuppa!?

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Hob-Nob?
...or are you still on teh Atkins?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:36, archived)
# Ooh! please . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:38, archived)
# Pah! It's all new-fangled Hob-nobs and Kia Ora nowadays!
I remember back in the day when it was all Pot Noodle, as far as the eye could see...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:41, archived)
# wonderful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:07, archived)
# you made a cheerio come out of my nose!
*pokes it back in again*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Wow!
That's really tricky because they have a hole in . . . how did you get enough pressure?

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:10, archived)
# Im eating a combined mix of Cheerios and cornflakes
so theres plenty of corny mush to plug the hole.
Plus I have a cold, so theres the greasy nasal mucus to ease passage too
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:11, archived)
# *bookmarks this posts for my thesis on nasal dynamics*

Thanks!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:16, archived)
# Acetastic
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Yay!
This makes me happy.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:09, archived)
# hahaaa
most super, that is
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:10, archived)
# woo yay houpla
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fantastic!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:16, archived)
# Hahaha, thanks - that has made me laugh like an idiot.
Woo, yay, houpla & panowie!

FP'd, too!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:21, archived)
# haha yay!
what a great start to the day, nice one
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:26, archived)
# This is the good!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Yay
for Wombles!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:31, archived)
# Lovely work!
'Lo all.

Edit: Huzzah! Richly deserved FP.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:31, archived)
# hahaha!
grand!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Morning! Brother Doctor!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:35, archived)
# morning, Brother Doctor!
I just read about your dodgy mason food, there would be an uproar in my lodge if they served grub like that, we had sausage rolls, pies, egg sandwiches, tuna sandwiches and cheese and ham sandwiches, tea, coffee, beer and whisky, braw!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:40, archived)
# me and the present mrs architect are making a short weeks break up in scotland somewhere after christmas...
so you may have to invite me to lodge so i can sample the fine cuisine firsthand
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:41, archived)
# Our meeting seem to be the same as yours
3rd monday of every month, feel free to come up. The food is grand, as you can see it's pure posh and that.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:45, archived)
# It sounds a damned site better than what we had last night....
good installation meeting though
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:48, archived)
# Hello Boys!
psst! Could you have a 'brotherly' chat to GA, please; he's trying to steal all the Kia Ora in the world in order to kill me . . .

www.b3ta.com/board/5231710

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:35, archived)
# what do you mean, 'trying'?
I have it, and i'm holding it for ransom
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:37, archived)
# Hehehe!
Of course you do dear . . .

*pats GA patronisingly*

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:38, archived)
# *signals masonic hitman*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:39, archived)
# *signals ma' sonic hedgehog*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:42, archived)
# hahahaha
he can steal all the Kia Ora he wants, he'll never find your secret orchard of Kia Ora trees.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:43, archived)
# no, no he wont . . .
however, it's kinds cute watching him scamper around trying . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:45, archived)
# but i found them, using masonic contacts....
i've brought the land they're on, and im threating worldwide kia-ora depletions and eradication unless i get some decent grub at lodge meetings
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:46, archived)
# no, that's the land that the milennium dome is on . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:47, archived)
# thats what i WANT you to think
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:51, archived)
# great work!
congrats on FP!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:41, archived)
# WOOYAYBBQ
YAY... FIRST REPLY

/edit doh!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:01, archived)
# Hooray!
That's ace.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Yes!
It made my first chuckle of the day!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:19, archived)
# thats
great!!

woo!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Brilliant! One of those obvious-once-someone-has-done-it jokes.

WOO!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:22, archived)
# i work there!!!
argh!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# i love this alot
i do.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Fan!
Fucking!
Tastic!

That's made my afternoon. I hope my cup of tea is good, otherwise it might just bring me right down again...
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)