if everyone was gay
[Mod edit: 200k is excessive for a static image.]

would they change how things were genderised?

edit:whoops,sorry for bigness.now smaller!

From the If Everyone Was Gay challenge. See all 317 entries (closed)

(discodaz has finally got a job!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)

Indeed
Indeed
(NEIN ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)

i dont know,
but they may optimise better...
( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)

this
and that
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)

Saucer of milk for table 2?
You do have a point, sir!
( FoldsFive Gold Rings, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)

200 friggin` K!
TWO HUN... TWO H!

*dies*
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)

Everyone
with their optimisations!

How?

(Short of decreasing the JPEG quality?)
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)

*nail* + *head* + *combine the two by hitting them* = your answer

( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:02, archived)

I was just going to put 'durrr'
but I think your answer is better.

someone wanna put the kettle on?
(DaveUnnecessary, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)

kettle is on!
tea or coffee?
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:07, archived)

actually, i think he just wanted you to wear it...

( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)

Kinky.
*drools*
(DaveUnnecessary, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:10, archived)

Coffee please
you know how I like it

( the holly and the ivv, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:16, archived)

Yep!
Cold water, no coffee and plenty of Ribena!
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:18, archived)

*mwah*
A man who knows what I like!

EDIT: But I like coffee too, if it's Fairtrade :-)


( the holly and the ivv, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:19, archived)

black...like your men...
/sorry, 'Airplane' Quote, couldn't resist ;)
( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:18, archived)

mmmm
hot, strong and sweet!
*melts*

( the holly and the ivv, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:20, archived)

here *plastic cup*
/hands over
( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:21, archived)

Is it Kia-Ora?

( the holly and the ivv, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)

he he, nope, I have the kia-ora prisoner
under ransom for demands i shall make of Dave the Hat tomorrow....

see here...
www.b3ta.com/board/5232593
( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:27, archived)

Haha
Look what I miss out on when I go to work :-)

You're a loon!

( the holly and the ivv, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:30, archived)

it led to this.....
www.b3ta.com/board/5232617
/take it from the FAQ pic of mine...

I've decided to let it run all week...
( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:31, archived)

I always say that
when people offer me coffee

which is quite often
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)

Do they look perplexed
and slightly embarrassed?

They do when I try it

( the holly and the ivv, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:24, archived)

yeah
but mostly because I switch from Dutch to English then ;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:28, archived)

Well there's no need for that
You've only gone and made me sad now :(

Besides, (click)
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:21, archived)

don't be sad - its only 3 days until the weekend :)
happy happy joy joy times
( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)

Yay!
Saturday goodness!

(And extra weeklong goodness for me, as I'm still in education (and sponging off EMA)! Hoorah!)
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:27, archived)

what difference

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)

good point, well made
you are the Cheeky Girls AICMFP
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)

This is life

( mofaha, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:58, archived)

Eh?
Bra fitting?
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)

Look ^^^^
at this
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)

yep
instead of male and female you would have a 'giver' and a 'taker'
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)

Or a "Giver"
and a "Reciever"


GOATSE ALERT!!
(NEIN ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:01, archived)

no, heres a goatse alert
ive been reading the book for a week or so and only just noticed. i mean he has the ring and everything

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)

TEH. SANS.
 
*cries*
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)

I strongly suspected that
he may be GOATSE man...
(NEIN ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)

Come to think of it...
The ring...oh that ring...
/falls over
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:12, archived)

I loved that book
and I have a bit of a "thing" for Danny Wallace :-)

( the holly and the ivv, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:17, archived)

is it the glasses?
*bets it's the glasses*
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:20, archived)

Haha
You know me too well
Contact lenses are fine too btw

( the holly and the ivv, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)

sponge and stone!

( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:02, archived)

I believe the terms are
"pitcher" and "catcher".
( hanke, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)

*shortstop*

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)

*sighs*
*refers you to a decent third base coach*
( hanke, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:19, archived)

file size?
come on
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)

200.62k!
0.62k too big for me to laugh at!
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:02, archived)

it's to big
no need to be that big unless it animates
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:05, archived)

pffft
[Scene 2: Mongy at home. An cat can be heard outside, rustling at the Biffa Bin]

Mongy: God this will be a good one

Mongy waits for 18 minutes whilst his modem churns the data at an alarming rate

Mongy: What the fuck?
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)

Biffa!
/has fond memories of a maths class being disrupted at primary school
by a guy called simon ellis - or, Smoo, shouting at the hushed and silent class...
"Look - its the fucking Biffa Lorry" as they rolled up past
the school windows - happy days, and two extra pages of sums...
( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)

hahahaha I don`t know why I laughed at that
I didn`t know the guy!
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:07, archived)

after that, not many of us wanted to either...

( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:11, archived)

What you need is one of these....
www.dabs.com/productview.aspx?Quicklinx=TT4&SearchType=1&SearchTerms=modem+cable+high+speed&PageMode=3&SearchKey=All&SearchMode=All&NavigationKey=0
(NEIN ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:18, archived)

but it`s blue!
my Cat-5E is greeeeeen
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:19, archived)

Probably something like

(jamashell, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:03, archived)

94K!
dial-uppers all over teh interweb are being deprived of life
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)

Or even.....

( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)

Bona! will you vada that!
- oooh, ain't you BOLD!
( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:11, archived)

hahaha
well dolly my eke
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:13, archived)

'did you drag yourself up on deck'?
/no, we dressed quite casual...
( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:14, archived)

Tell 'im Jules...
TELL 'IM.... Go on... purge yourself!
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:16, archived)

I think its radio 7 online tomorrow while Im working for me....
plenty of 'Horne' there
( The Great Architect, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:19, archived)

aye
'Beyond our Ken' at the moment I think.
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:27, archived)

Arf!
Nanti polari omes and palones!

vada to your eke and dolly me lallies
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:27, archived)

and
only 16k

nicely done
(AMadDayYes seYyaDdaMA is palindromic., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:12, archived)

and getting smaller!

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:14, archived)

that's good.
(if unnecessarily enormous)
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:12, archived)