here's the phantom menace in word format:
'Pants'
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 21:28, archived)

And the extended version:
'Soiled pants'
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 21:30, archived)

that's
less than 1k!

Spectacular!
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 21:31, archived)

hahah

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 21:31, archived)