NO SLEEPING BOY
GET YOUR INEVITABLY FAT ARSE BACK ON THAT COMPUTER IMMEDIATELY.
I WANT JEDI ON MY DESK BY MORNING.
( tuckshop superstore whizzer and chips, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 17:32, archived)

In fact I have a rather shapely thin arse
and I ain't doing Jedi until the strength in my arms has returned :)
( FoldsFive .blogspot.com, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 18:47, archived)