West of a red bridge
You stand on the bank of a river. A military helicopter hovers above the surface, churning the waters with the wind from its blades. The door slides back and a rope ladder is lowered into the foamy water, as the helicopter hovers steadily. A man emerges from the foam and grabs for the ladder, desperately hauling himself up, one rung at a time.

Suddenly, you notice a shark's fin cutting easily through the rough water, and before you can think it raises its nose and leaps out of the water, jaws gaping as it arches out of the water and towards the man.

There is a glass cock and a roasted pea here.



From the Games For Geeks challenge. See all 149 entries (closed)

( Leo Panthera, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:46, archived)

Go West
*And I'll tell myself I'm over you
'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking*
( NobbyNobody, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)

i hear life is pretty peaceful there

(GoldenFanjita, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)

pet shop boys?

( The Great Architect, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)

You cannot pet the shop boys.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:50, archived)

gayers

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 22:02, archived)

FP this now
Yay!
( drunkenoaf, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 22:24, archived)

it is peaceful there

( Mushroom, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:53, archived)

hmm

( Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)

hahahahah winner!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)

^This
Massive woo, too!
( Grampa, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 19:25, archived)

^ This is teh cleverness

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)

question reality

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)

Take glass cock.
Taken.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:50, archived)

You insert the glass cock rectally.

( wrightbyname - correct by nature, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 10:06, archived)

Hahaha!
Brilliant!
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:51, archived)

udderly brilliant!
with lashings of hummus
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:51, archived)

hahaha
hahaha
hahaha
and for good measure...
hahahahahaha
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:52, archived)

Yay!
XYZZY

EDIT:
And have a compo related pearoast

(JimmyG, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:53, archived)

winnar!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 22:00, archived)

This must win
Because it must.
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Thu 10 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

That made me laugh.
Oh yes.

It made me laugh.
(GreasyChipButty, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 21:38, archived)

this is great
woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 11 Nov 2005, 10:05, archived)