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Pin the power on the polynomial

From the Games For Geeks challenge. See all 149 entries (closed)

(jamie526, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:52, archived)

+10 points for shamelessly overestimating you audience

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:53, archived)

yep
*puts hands in the air and looks up*

damn you maths!
( naD, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:59, archived)

AAARGGHHH!
Teh maths!
NOOOOOO!!!!
(NEIN ., Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)

what happens if......
she gets it wrong?
(ron knee, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:55, archived)

Maths becomes invalid
and the universe collapses
AICMFP
(NEIN ., Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:57, archived)

Her father spanks her

(jamie526, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:57, archived)

Her mangled corpse
will be nailed to her mother's bedroom door.
(Harry, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:57, archived)

Oooh, very Cromwellian

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)

Kinky

(jamie526, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:59, archived)

She gets fired out of a cannon into the sun
Twice
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)

in the BUM!
/ac
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 19:18, archived)

And afterward,
a piňata filled with USB keydrives!
( friendlyfire, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:57, archived)

Yaaaaaaaay!
/coat
/ratpoison
/ambulance
/death
/?
/profit
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:59, archived)

/golfclap
(jamie526, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:00, archived)

Or eggs!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 17:59, archived)

Or previous birthday-children!

( friendlyfire, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:01, archived)

Jhonen Vasquez did a comic strip on that once
The revenge of the pinatas!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:02, archived)

what's the difference between a Ph.D in mathematics and a large pizza?


A large pizza can feed a family of four.
( Mushroom, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:01, archived)

Pfft!!

(NEIN ., Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:02, archived)

I don't know...
Nerds are quite filling if cooked corrrectly.
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:02, archived)

Grilled
With a dash of tabasco
(jamie526, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:03, archived)

And served
with bloody disgusting sprouts.
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:05, archived)

so can a large black rat
!
(ron knee, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:03, archived)

But
large brown one can't?
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:05, archived)

Hahaha

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:03, archived)

Oh, that's going in my Maths-doctor housemate's ear this evening
Tempered only slightly by the fact that he earns triple what I do...
( friendlyfire, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:03, archived)

What about...
a maths-doctor who works part time in a pizzeria?
(ron knee, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:05, archived)

And fights crime with an enchanted garlic bread?
While we're making shit up, we may as well go hog-wild...
( friendlyfire, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:07, archived)

Maths doctor?
Does he prescribe pills to equations and such?
(jamie526, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:07, archived)

that about sums it up

( Mushroom, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 18:13, archived)