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(plankton, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:22, archived)
# Oh yes
that is the best thing in the world ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Did you see that thing in the Metro (free City-based paper)
about the Cambridge boffin who was launched by a trebuchet on an "Adventure Weekend" and totally failed to hit the safety net?

There is no punchline; he died.

But that Kitten made it - yay!

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:29, archived)
# surely the
fact that he died is the punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:31, archived)
# surely the punchline is
that his girlfriend(?) broke her hip (or maybe some other bones) a couple of summers ago when she bounced off the safety net.

Edit: sorry fact fans it was the g/f of the guy who was doing the launching, not of the guy who was launched.
(Jim Pooley, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:34, archived)
# It was the same guy
well it serves him right. Tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:44, archived)
# Oh dear...
I just got that. Time to go home and deal with my severe lack of alcohol...
(psychobabble, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:46, archived)
# Funtastic!
Front page it now. I command it!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:23, archived)
# seconded
can someone animate it so it swings too?
EDIT Ignore that, it just hadn't loaded the rest of the anim - sorry
(kungfustu, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:26, archived)
# aahahahhahahahhahaha
wwooooohhoohohohoohohoohoh
eeeeeehehehehehhehehehhehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Hooray....
...it's a catapult.

Wooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:23, archived)
# awwww
that's cheered me up no end. I think I'm going see how much sherry i can drink in the next 10 minutes.
(kungfustu, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:25, archived)
# I really don't like kittens..
..puppies are more my cup of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Ewwww!
Cups of tea made from puppies...

...that's horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:27, archived)
# Don't knock it..
..till you've tried it! That goes for everything apart from Morris Dancing & Incest....(c)Lister
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:29, archived)
# I don't think Lister said it first
I have a feeling it was some American, but it was folk dancing, as they don't Morris dance much over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:43, archived)
# Ah but
if I'm not mistaken it was attributed to "anonymous" last time I saw it in a book so it's probably okay to credit it to Lister.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:45, archived)
# but to grant him copyright?
sorry, I'll shut up, the last thing the world need is Pootle in argumentative mode
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:02, archived)
# watch
him fly!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:26, archived)
# WOOOOoooooo.....splat
and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:27, archived)
# Woo
reminds me of......

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Reminds you of what?
That you can't link from there?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:42, archived)
# Apparently
that the directory /koit/ isn't in /users/ any more. They should disable directory browsing. Nosy buggers like me get everywhere...
(psychobabble, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:27, archived)
# Cats - evil
Proof.


(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 16:52, archived)
# Is that...
Mogzilla?
(moobat, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 17:54, archived)
# hey now..
you're jacking my godzilla..
(xtonyx my sideburns could eat a baby, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 1:27, archived)