Clyde...
Was merely Dick's "stage" name.
( MadMike, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:51, archived)

Probably neccessary
as Dick Beatie was a 1950's euphamism for wanking
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:54, archived)

Eggs
actly
( MadMike, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)