an obvious one for the compo
Edit: betterer



Direct from the growers!!
( Avast is working class scum - http://snipurl.com/3i001, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:12, archived)

May I be the first to say
BIGGER!

/Edit: I take it back now.
( The Doctor, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:15, archived)

Yes you may.
And may I be the first to say:
OMG!!1 lolol! that are all teh funny!1
(Dooley, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:16, archived)

May i be the first to say
you am all teh seamless
( kingkong., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:16, archived)

May I be the first to say
I love Dale Winton
(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:17, archived)

I get a lot of emails from you
trying to sell me stuff. I don't WANT any herbal viagra.
( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:16, archived)

Are you sure?
Go on, give it a shot, unless you don't have a penarse.
( The Doctor, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:19, archived)

Dottie is a girl good Doctor

( M3Essential Current Mood: Horny, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:21, archived)

Then I must apologise for my campaign of spamming.

( The Doctor, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:23, archived)

I AM?

*panics*
( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:24, archived)

then explain this!!


I want to lick your cock all over, big boy.


... and the 38C's you're packing
( M3Essential Current Mood: Horny, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:27, archived)

you may

( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:16, archived)

*squints*
I can't quite make it out..
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:16, archived)

Winnar!
I don't know how you guys think these up!
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 22:23, archived)