If mechanics ruled the world?


From the If Dodgy Mechanics ran the World challenge. See all 71 entries (closed)

(NEIN ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)

why is there a south on that map?

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)

I imagine a few low-paid stockbrokers would still live there...

(NEIN ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)

heh heh
i saw a business commercial the other day on some news channel, a guy walking into the office and all the other employees are monkeys, and as he first walks in, in big letters on the wall is "YEKNOM INC."

just thought you'd like to know that.
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)

golly, i'm faymoose!

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)

because
we live in a sick society
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)

Yam!
dem are too close for comfort here
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)

what, no brighton...crap map.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)

I don't understand!
:(
(shhexycorin : victim of genocide, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)

Bold letters and a different symbol ususlly designates the capital
Original: www.sodall.co.uk/uk-map.gif
(NEIN ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)

ooooh!
borked link!
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

what does that have to do with mechanics?

(shhexycorin : victim of genocide, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

FFS...

(NEIN ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)

arf!
final fantasy seven indeed
( Double 2 plums, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

pfffffft!

(NEIN ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

Rar!
I love that game
( 4dam party, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

i love it more.

i have more love for this than you do.

let it be known.
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)

I'm sorry
have I offended you?
(shhexycorin : victim of genocide, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)

not particularly, I just can't be arsed to explain further
*re-fluffs*
(NEIN ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)

ah, OK
not to worry!
(shhexycorin : victim of genocide, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:44, archived)

Well..............
The guy who posted the map emails a few people to tell them that he will post somethime totally obscure. Everyone posts with a woo, yay or whatever. Problem is you don't get it. It's a conspiracy to make you look stupid.
(traxdata, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 9:03, archived)

doo be doo

( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)

the man from del monte says yes

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

the man from milton kenes says
haha, you posted your pic in the wrong place! *points and jumps up and down*
( Double 2 plums, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)

*shoots in mid air*
tit
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

*dodges in bullet time*

( Double 2 plums, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)

hehehe
it says ming
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

that made me splutter.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

true story: male friend
surname cunningham, has back door relations with lady surname ingham,
in night after party,
on floor with other people 'sleeping' around them

his nickname and legend lives on!
(Jim Dunker, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 1:42, archived)

and the award for "post that makes me go to bed to sleep" goes to..

( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

oh he must have fallen asleep, didnt finish his sentence
poor love
( Double 2 plums, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

......the first person to reply to my post

( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

cool
fuck off then :)
( Double 2 plums, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)

cheers
you llamatoucher
( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)

lol
i is liking your 10 years older
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

someone has to!
thanks!
( Double 2 plums, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)

i knever knew why londons dairy was in norther ireland
until now, having read how its spelt...
( Double 2 plums, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

yay!
cos I'm from nearby, even though I hate the fucking Midlands!
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)

there's a Celtic Sea?
you learn something new every day, thanks! (wikiwikiwoo)
( robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)

Indeed you do learn something every day

(NEIN ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)

ha
subtle! and so true.
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)