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From the If Dodgy Mechanics ran the World challenge. See all 71 entries (closed)

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)

pfffffft!

(NEIN ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)

That's compo-worthy, Shirley!

( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)

fair enough

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)

Pffft!

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)

hahaha
maps brimmiump, woo!

/deaf impressions aren't funny
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)

your name is making me giggle

( kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)

supposedly people at glastonbury last year
were singing "I've got a badge but I'm not a badger" instead of "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier" to that Killers song.
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)

I hoped that was what you were referring to
cos the moment I read it my brain started singing it to the tune of the Killers song.
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)

^this
hehe

For some reason, I always sang (in my head);
'I am bald, but I'm not a badger'
(without any knowledge of any other badger-related variations)
Weird? I say yes.
(NEIN ., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)

arf!
 
A profound improvement.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)

"i've got a bum
but I'm not a bummer" has also sprung to mind.
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)

Don't be hatin', yo.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)

I've got cock
but i'm not a cockrel
( 4dam party, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)

pfft

( Fictional Emma :P, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)

ummmm :)
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( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)

I think that's a dead star
though I admit it's what gave me the idea.
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)

but it it a good aid or bad aid?

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)

Pearost
EDIT: Hehe to deaf puns. I've also got jokes about eyes but they are a bit cornea.


(JimmyG, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)