Haha!
I remember when I tried to cross the border into Tibet from china.

nice man with machine gun at the border (despite the documents I paid AU$800 for): TIBET IS CLOSED. GO TO TOURIST TOWN LIKE CHENGDU.
( gronkpan, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)

Was it a Wednesday afternoon
Half dalai closing on Wednesdays in Tibet
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)

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I hope that taught you a lhasa.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 25 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)