ah bisto...


CFB you fools!

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

( darth munki is crushing a grape, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)

I read 'Ah Bristol'
haha
what shit.
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)

constructive criticism only please.

( darth munki is crushing a grape, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)

Your bottom smells

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)

Okay, I just feel unoriginal now...

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)

Up your botty bot!!!

( darth munki is crushing a grape, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)

Is that a serious offer? If so, please drop me an email. Address in my profile. Ta

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:04, archived)

You smell of bum
in a constructive way
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)

If you're building a skyscraper,
make sure the foundations are at least a third as deep as your building is tall.

/constructive criticism
( Hamster Trippin', Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)

loon :P

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:06, archived)

don't build your skyscraper on a tectonic plate edge or a thin section of mantle
because you'll fuck up the geotechnics of the area and cause earthquakes

/pertinent and constructive criticism
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:07, archived)

is that true?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:08, archived)

Yes
Also, don't build it on a teutonic plate edge or it'll have to be moved to make way for the Master Race.
( Hamster Trippin', Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)

pfffff
thilly
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)

very true
there is a building I've forgotten where because I'm a fucking chod

which has affected the structural stability of the plate it's sat on, due to it's massive weight inducing tremors, somewhere in the eastern block I believe
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)

ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/5608052
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)

to be fair yes
critiscism

"oh you crazy gits built a building too big and fucked your geology ROFFLEZ"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:12, archived)

LOL
that's more like it LOL
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)

That's constructive advice, actually.

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)

your structural beam support is lacking
you haven't mixed your cement properly

that house looks like a triangular earlobe fool!

(woo to pic)
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)

I doubt I'm going to enjoy the next few weeks

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)

^this

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)

Playstation Freedom MkII?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)

I see the point in it, and it's a very good idea
I just think that it's going to be a good excuse for the 'point-blankers' to take the board by storm
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:05, archived)

I agree
unless we flood the board with well thought out and well produ... oh forget it ;)
( Mushroom, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:06, archived)

unfortunately well thought out and produced
isn't what this board is about... so it's a bit of a nightmare

not saying that the board isn't always well thought out and well produced, but most of the time it's an 'in it for the minute' gag, which is great, but doesn't transcend to a book, however this is only my opinion and I'm here because I enjoy it, so I doubt much'll change
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)

Point blankers. fuck off!!! I'm sorry but we can't all be original all the time...
I didn't do this because it was an easy image to make, and I'm not sat here laughing to myself because I think I being clever in any way, I was bored like the rest of you cuntyfucks and decided to do what was suggested in the challenge.

How fucking dare you suggest I'm not intelligent because I didn't make some satirical masterpiece of colossally comedic proportions.
( darth munki is crushing a grape, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)

I repeat:
Your bottom smells
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)

that is beside the point

( darth munki is crushing a grape, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:14, archived)

which also smells

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:14, archived)

only after it's been up your bottom

( darth munki is crushing a grape, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)

your mum

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)

I know you are

( darth munki is crushing a grape, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:19, archived)

don't you mean
YOU'RE bottom smells?

*runs*
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)

christ, I didn't say that
it wasn't a stab at you.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)

Sorry I got a bit ranty there.
There's just a certain clickyness (no pun intended) that pisses me off about this place sometimes.

If you don't think it's funny then ignore it and move on, simple as that.
( darth munki is crushing a grape, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)

to be honest I should have 'TJ:' it
because it was the first thread I signed onto that I could have been an opinionated cunt on, not because of the content, more because of my prior arguments, no offence meant mate.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:21, archived)

To be fair, it's a funny joke but hard to illustrate, I think it was a good attempt

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:23, archived)

yeah it was well thought out, in all honesty
but as I say, I should've threadjacked it
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)

fair enough, none taken...
I almost put 'Peppers' in. you could have rightly slagged it off then.
( darth munki is crushing a grape, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)

lucky you
www.b3ta.com/board/5608101
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:26, archived)

I didn't...
...honest.
( darth munki is crushing a grape, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:27, archived)

^this^
unless it's peppers. All who shop peppers must pay. hard.
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:22, archived)

Your bottom smells

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:08, archived)

oi!
www.b3ta.com/board/5608026

Stop stealing my chat up lines!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5608043
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)

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Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2053646
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)