A paedophile is walking two kids through the woods at night
One kid says, "I'm really scared"
The paedophile says "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back on my own!"

EDIT: How rude of me... fab pic :)
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 19:28, archived)

A joke is walking through a mong board
and another poster says "haven't I seen you like 56 times already today?"
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)

I've only just signed on
and haven't had the opportunity to spazz back yet
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)

Being on the dole is no excuse
(and actually I meant it's on the sick jokes qotw page about 56 times so please forgive the unfluff)
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)

Arf :)

( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)