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no you cant see the rest


unless you ask nicely

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(5lab, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)

You are an utter
cunt
(jesushairdresser minges, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:23, archived)

I'm not sure I want to know that is

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:24, archived)

No.
No, you don't.
(jesushairdresser minges, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:24, archived)

....
oh go on, tell me
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)

Nah
It's wrong
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)

go oooonnn
go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)

Well
There's a joke that goes:

Q "How do you make a woman scream twice?"

A "Wipe your cock on her curtains"

Bearing that in mind, I can only assume that this fool has video'd himself wiping his cock on some curtains.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)

I'm so glad I didn't see that while watching it

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)

cotdeath
it's probably not the one i've heard either
(babyaeroplanes, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)

^
my reactions were pretty quick to close it.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)

I watched it all the way through
still don't know what it is.
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)

All I got was a very obvious cock
and some rather disturbing ladynoise. I can only summise that the blokes an utter wanker.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)

yeah, that

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)

WOAH
Perhaps a nice little warning should be in order for all the worky types
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:24, archived)

NO!
I would advise anyone NOT to click on this.

Seriously.

Especially if you're at work.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:24, archived)

^ this

(Pachey, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)

NSFW ^^
edit: what they said ^

edit2: you should newsletter it. ;)
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)

Looks like a penis...
... only much smaller.
(Is it just me?, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)

i didnt know penis' came that small
:*/
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)

shagging you mom
?
(pdjpdj, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)

twunt

( zedd, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)

Well, i clicked it,
saw it was a movie and quickly turned back

and judging by the feedback, im glad i did
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)

good choice
I mean, if i decided to post a video of my tiny penis on the internet, i'd put some kind of content warning on it.
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)

pfft, this^

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)

theres a nsfw at the top..
sorry all.. thought there were no boundries here.. t'was for the sick joke thing :P
(5lab, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)

now, if i'd read that before i clicked the link, this whole thing could have been avoided..
i really should pay more attention. :)
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)

...or lack of content

( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)

your penis is so small
you appear to need a magnifying glass with a right red light in order to find it?
and :
www.b3ta.com/board/5608762
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:42, archived)

Failure
Wasn't the joke fuck her in the ass (1st scream) THEN wipe your cock on the curtains (2nd scream)? I noticed a distinct lack of ass fucking or even a woman in that video so I can only say THIS THREAD FAILS!
PS I love to video my cock too but I've never had the inclination to post it on b3ta.
(rosstheboss, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 10:06, archived)

yes.
the punchline is 'wipe your shitty cock on the curtains'.

however, you'll note the joke has no mention of actually shagging the girl in question, so i missed this bit out of the edit. i dont think she'd be too impressed (was out of the room when footage above took place..
(5lab, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:05, archived)

nsfw
oh fock. delete delete delete
(Dolokhov, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 3:02, archived)