what did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas?

cancer


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From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(mr wheatley ®, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:53, archived)

ouch
some people have all teh bad luck
( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:53, archived)

bagsy the Lennon glasses

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:54, archived)

* steals *

( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:55, archived)

godamnit! I'm not blind without those :(

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:55, archived)

i wish you actually *could* buy 'cancer in a box'.
_{Ummmm has anyone seen where i left my cigs?}
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:54, archived)

I once found a collection of star sign greetings cards
inside the one which had a crab on the outside it bore the simple epigram 'HAPPY CANCER' the perfect gift for a victim/enemy
( hypnochimp www.miraclefruit.co.uk, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:58, archived)

hahahahahah

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 10:01, archived)

That santa is a mean bastard. Woo!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:54, archived)

i want to visit his death fortress on neptune

( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 10:01, archived)

a pinball table
surely?
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:55, archived)

haha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:56, archived)

hahaha
nice one!
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 10:05, archived)

that'll learn him

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:57, archived)

seem like this compo was made for you.

and some others, but you do it so well.

more macrobane, i demand it.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 10:01, archived)

might be
some macrobane telly action soon...
(mr wheatley ®, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 10:06, archived)

YAY!

i do hope so.

i'm drawing somthing for the compo at the moment, which i can't fathom why, it's just stuck in my head, i shall scan it shortly and post it.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 10:08, archived)

Do you know what he called his dog?
nnggyyuughh!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 10:15, archived)

and he coulnd't even say "thank you"

( Frumbert has no sig, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:01, archived)