i have a selection of captive monkeys who i whip and force them to draw for me.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)

i've been on the phone to Esther and she isn't happy with the way you treat us

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:56, archived)

she wants equality
more whipping for her!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:57, archived)

*fetches cream

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)