What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?


...I cried when I cut up the onion.

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(NoSoup4U, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:24, archived)

Heh heh...
Nice picture...

... and err, nice tan!
(Is it just me?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)

The cross daubed on the door is a nice touch.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)

well that's made my modem cry

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)

You missed an image almost 1.5mb yesterday

( Leningrad, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)

i posted one the other sunday
it got linked after a while but the irony is on my dial-up it killed the board and crashed my pc hahaha
where's all my knives
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)

har har har indeed

*hangs head*
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:31, archived)

it's a cunting laugh a minute here
make no mistake
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:33, archived)

I think I shall go back
to forcing unix processes to core dump, so I can fiddle with them through the debugger
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)

You geekiness gives me the 'orn
phwoooar!

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)

it`s this new job I have
I`m learning stuff in the company of some friendly people

... it can`t be a real job, can it?

but no dossing around on b3ta - and it`s a 50K/s highly monitored net connection
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)

monitored?
Oh eek .. not even at lunchtime?

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)

Christ, you like your job?

That's great!

Congratulations.
( Purple Onion, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)

ooooh
proper farmer boy tan
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)

The photos need to be big and high resolution
for the competition but perhaps you could make one with a board-friendly size and link to the bigger one.

Nice Tan!

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)

"switch ISP"
etc.

/is kidding.. knows about your sarlefreeka connection
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)

hahahahahaha!
hahahahahahah!

Switch ISPs!?

hahahahahahahahaha

*slaps self across face*

You assume I have a choice.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)

"switch ISP" is the common response these days
thoughtlessness and teh lazy rule supreme
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:42, archived)

Actually I do have a choice of ISPs
but they all use Telkom's hamsters cos that's all that is available.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)

HAHAHAHA ROFLMAOZORDZ!!!!!!!1!!1111!!1!111!
that on emade me do my first big real LOL of the day.
it was almost a ROFL but im sitting down and cant be arsed to get on the floor
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)