the truth


From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(goober, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)

what's this?
you lifes work?

or maybe just 60 years of constant hard work.
(spunkbasket3000, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:33, archived)

no
my life's work will be known soon - you and the other infidels will be so sorry
(goober, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)

Are you sure that's a chick?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)

Chick with a Dick!
/been there done that
( Drunken Vet, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)

isn't it
"why do ethiopians give the est blowjobs?"
"because you know they are hungry"
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)

nah
the ethopian version is "because they always swallow"
( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)

i meant to type that
but thinking about the picture caused my fingers to act uop their own accord.
Like when you're typing a memo but are thinking about findinf nemo and you put nemo instead of memo. or something.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)

arguably NSFW, but im at home and pretty pissed
so.......erm.......ah.......uh......would
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)

no exposed bits
she might be damcing
(goober, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)

*humps*
*downs the rest of booze*
fekin watcha self ya cont!!!
*vomits*
*collapses*
ye fekin baskets!! aller ya!!
*dies*
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)

may I suggest
to help your situation:

1 cup strong black coffee
2 soluble aspirin
1 packet Remys
1 5mg valium
1G of good quality methamphetamine (snorted)
(goober, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:55, archived)

tah
*does*
*humps*
*dies*
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 22:08, archived)