I might just be going to Hell
tho hopefully not for the seams.

What goes click click click, is that it?



From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(dropdeadred bleep bleep blah blah blah, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:24, archived)

we are all going to hell
as we i mean every member of this site and all the lurkers that are not members or in fact anyone who seen any part of it
( rollingcabbage, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:29, archived)

That's fine with me.
I hear the music is better there.

Yay for Ray.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:31, archived)

no... we are going to Hull.
they are building a huge underground bunker for us all.

and there we shall live out our days, happy and joyfull knowing that if we pearoast, the wrath of satan cannot touch us... for it is written, that we, we sacred few, hold the key to everlasting life**















**may not actually be true.
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:33, archived)

I've looked at the site, but never really enjoyed it.
Can I have redemption please?
( bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:34, archived)

no you payed
you have a logo

we get it worst of all i hear
( rollingcabbage, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:43, archived)

hahah
i couldn't find that joke in the list, but it certainly needs to be in the book :)
( Strawberry Dragon, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:30, archived)

apparently I didn't
read any of the actual instructions
(dropdeadred bleep bleep blah blah blah, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:44, archived)

bindun
on the great Weird Al film "UHF"
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:35, archived)

i really hope I can get a publisher for this fucking book
it's going to be funny - but FUCKING OBSCENE
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:37, archived)

At least you don't need
to worry about being prosecuted for inciting religious hatred any more.
( bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:38, archived)

hmm......
I found this funny....

www.protectmefirst.com/

like er.... an airsoft gun will protect you...


right...
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:41, archived)

I like the fact that it
uses a higher power 8.4v battery instead of the usual 7.2v for more power. Very reassuring.
( bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:47, archived)

it will be if you're on the front cover
/ducks and runs for cover
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:42, archived)

my dad got
this for christmas, and to be fair, despite claiming to be "the mammoth book of dirty, sick, x-rated and politically incorrect jokes (uncesored)" it doesn't have a patch on some of the filth your intending to publish.

On the other hand, most of the jokes in the b3ta book have been pub classics for years, so if they are unpublishable its pretty shamable really. There's always lulu.com...
( Strawberry Dragon, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:46, archived)

next year get him this:
www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0867193719?v=glance
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:51, archived)

haahh maybe
but i'm put off that there's no picture there...
( Strawberry Dragon, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 2:00, archived)

sir.real.50megs.com/comix/catalog/screen/CuntColoringBook.htm
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 2:16, archived)

just use a non english publisher
but publish it in english.
say it's a book about coffee tables.
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:46, archived)

thinking outside the box
i like this
( Strawberry Dragon, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:48, archived)

Haha, nicely done :)

( Leningrad, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:51, archived)