Q. What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby playing with a razor blade.

300dpi 1650x2550 version
May do the green one later. If I can be arsed.

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:44, archived)

Yay Emo Jelly Baby!

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)

Get your tube ticket.
You're going to the party in London, baby.
Fucking excellent. Woo and yay!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:46, archived)

who's a tube ticket?
;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:47, archived)

Urgh, my hands move faster than my brain.
Thank you very much for pointing that out!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:49, archived)

just say
it was all in a your all gay manner
( mediocre I am not strange, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:52, archived)

heheheh
i made jelly baby porn

( MrA, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:47, archived)

I made a Haribo jelly baby army.

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:49, archived)

surely the black ones should be at the front.
woo btw
( darth munki is crushing a grape, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:54, archived)

operations "get behind the darkies"
man that had me in stiches in that film.
( MrA, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:55, archived)

hooray

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:54, archived)

hahahah
YAY! I dont care what anybody says we all should play with our food.
( MrA, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:54, archived)

I do seem to be doing that a lot recently.
Whatever would my mother say if she knew!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:55, archived)

How do they compare with the Basset Jelly Babies apart
from being less dusted in icing sugar?
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:54, archived)

the outer shell on Bassets are softer i feels.
but then i could be talking shite.
( MrA, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:55, archived)

Yes, this it what I don't like about them.
I prefer my sweets slightly harder. So to speak.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:56, archived)

I find them nicer, to be honest.
More fruity, or at least, more tasty. And I prefer the texture.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:56, archived)

I shall have to buy some next time I'm at ASDA
- as a cookery type person (I'm assuming you know about baking) can you tell me how do I get my scones soft and risen as mine always turn out like rock cakes?
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:58, archived)

well done that man

( mediocre I am not strange, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:47, archived)

*cries*
such a waste ....

of jelly babies

(woo however!)
( Strawberry Dragon, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:50, archived)